"Suicide"

I attempted suicide today. How? By riding my mountain bike after not working out for a period of time I am ashamed to admit. You know it's bad when you collapse in front of your door before you can even get the key in. It was a short ride, too! I felt much better after successfully baking two loaves of whole wheat bread. Maybe I should sell my bike and invest in culinary classes? The good thing about actual (not gym) biking is that it forces you to finish. How else would you get back? The bad thing is near death and fatigue to the point you can't even dial 911. Atleast in a gym you are able to "quit while you're ahead."